Hi Tumblr. Pretty obvious, but the name's Craig. I'm 26 years old from Glasgow, Scotland in the United Kingdom. I'm 6'3 and 200+ lbs. Ok that is complete and utter bullshit :P I'm only 5'6 and I don't like weighing myself because I can't gain weight and it's depressing lol. I'm a massive wrestling fan. WWE mainly. Have been watch it longer than I can remember. All time fave male wrestler is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and my all time Fave diva is Lita, but Beth Phoenix isn't far behind. Also really into my rock music. Can't be bothered putting anymore into this just now. I'll come back to it...Maybe! Oh feel free to message me whenever you like, about whatever you like...Quite literally ask me anything and I'll answer truthfully. P.S. from time to time (perhaps a lot) I will post or re-blog some NSFW content, and also, the link to my Flickr stream is almost entirely NSFW.....Heed thy warning! If you're going to try and follow me on Flickr. Let me know here first so I know that it's you. Otherwise I'll just block you. Later people ;)

OH oh. and I'm also a very very big fan of Mary Clare and her magnificent unique breasts and nipples (and of course, the rest) :P

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Tits Out Tuesday got a little outta hand this week lol.
As always, pay no attention to the fucked up abs. They’re all over the place :P

misfit-ofthe-damned:


My edit :) I did one before this, but this one came out a lot better than the first.

This is really cool looking thanks :)

You’re welcome :)

misfit-ofthe-damned:

My edit :) I did one before this, but this one came out a lot better than the first.

This is really cool looking thanks :)

You’re welcome :)

randywhoreton:

im a third wheel. im always an afterthought and not many friends really talk to me unless i start the conversation. i feel like people are friends with me out of pity at this point and because we’ve known each other for awhile.

If this is truly the way you’re treated. then you have to ask yourself “Why am I friends with these people?” You can do better!

misfit-ofthe-damned:

cryfreedom24:

misfit-ofthe-damned:

omg I’m so damn weak. I had to help carry a bunch of stuff and I have absolutely no upper body strength so now my arms are like jelly they’re so sore.

It’s just because you’re not used to using those muscles. the jelly feeling is normal. Try eating some chicken with your dinner. It helps speed up the recovery.

They feel a little better now that I rested them but I never realized how little strength I actually had in my arms lol

Your biceps and shoulders will probably feel really tight and stiff in the morning when you wake up though hunni.

misfit-ofthe-damned:

omg I’m so damn weak. I had to help carry a bunch of stuff and I have absolutely no upper body strength so now my arms are like jelly they’re so sore.

It’s just because you’re not used to using those muscles. the jelly feeling is normal. Try eating some chicken with your dinner. It helps speed up the recovery.

Finally!

Ok so after hearing people tell me I should watch American Horror Story for what seems like forever. I’m finally going to listen and give it a go seen everything I like (The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Big Bang Theory) has finished up their seasons.

Better be a good watch!

yourbeautifulweakness:

imnotkanyewest:

OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.

In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting.

AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause.

I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

He was apprehended early this morning.

Itchy and Scratchy

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24:

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24:

Ok so I rarely ever get responses to my text posts (or any for that matter) so I’m going to be a deceitful little bastard and tag this with some of the wrestlers you all like to drool over….Mahahahaha! :P

OK this is a genuine question, and who better to ask than the ladies?
Right so since I was…

Either don’t do it, go with the grain not against or try bepanthen afterwards to soothe the skin (its a nappy rash cream found in baby sections of supermarkets).
And untag all the wrestlers names, thats just silly. 

Thank you :)
Yes agreed it is silly, but. I finally got a response. So my silliness worked :P

Tbh I kinda just wanted you to not do the silly tags again haha

Awww and here was me thinking you were being helpful :(

Itchy and Scratchy

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24:

Ok so I rarely ever get responses to my text posts (or any for that matter) so I’m going to be a deceitful little bastard and tag this with some of the wrestlers you all like to drool over….Mahahahaha! :P

OK this is a genuine question, and who better to ask than the ladies?
Right so since I was…

Either don’t do it, go with the grain not against or try bepanthen afterwards to soothe the skin (its a nappy rash cream found in baby sections of supermarkets).
And untag all the wrestlers names, thats just silly. 

Thank you :)
Yes agreed it is silly, but. I finally got a response. So my silliness worked :P

Changed my url name

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24:

mrsmantistoboggan:

so there ya go

What was wrong with the old one?

Nothing

I actually need a new one too, but I can’t think of one I like and even if I could. I’m too stupid to figure out how to change it lol.

Itchy and Scratchy

Ok so I rarely ever get responses to my text posts (or any for that matter) so I’m going to be a deceitful little bastard and tag this with some of the wrestlers you all like to drool over….Mahahahaha! :P

OK this is a genuine question, and who better to ask than the ladies?
Right so since I was about 18 years old I’ve been “mowing the lawn” but still to this day get a bad shaving rash :( Is there any particular way to prevent this? I don’t want to try waxing. I’m too much of a pansy to do it myself, and too shy to let someone else do it lol.

Please someone answer!