Hi Tumblr. Pretty obvious, but the name's Craig. I'm 26 years old from Glasgow, Scotland in the United Kingdom. I'm 6'3 and 200+ lbs. Ok that is complete and utter bullshit :P I'm only 5'6 and I don't like weighing myself because I can't gain weight and it's depressing lol. I'm a massive wrestling fan. WWE mainly. Have been watch it longer than I can remember. All time fave male wrestler is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and my all time Fave diva is Lita, but Beth Phoenix isn't far behind. Also really into my rock music. Can't be bothered putting anymore into this just now. I'll come back to it...Maybe! Oh feel free to message me whenever you like, about whatever you like...Quite literally ask me anything and I'll answer truthfully. P.S. from time to time (perhaps a lot) I will post or re-blog some NSFW content, and also, the link to my Flickr stream is almost entirely NSFW.....Heed thy warning! If you're going to try and follow me on Flickr. Let me know here first so I know that it's you. Otherwise I'll just block you. Later people ;)

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scottish-badger:

OK SO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GLASGOW YOU WILL KNOW FROM THIS STATUE
THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE IN ROYAL EXCHANGE SQUARE IN GLASGOW AND YES HE HAS A TRAFFIC CONE ON HIS HEAD
NOW LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE LIVED IN GLASGOW FOR 18 AND A HALF YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN THIS MAN WITHOUT A CONE ON HIS HEAD
IT HAS BEEN REMOVED SO MANY TIMES BY THE COUNCIL BUT SOMEHOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET BACK UP THERE AND ITS NOT A SMALL STATUE ITS PRETTY FUCKING BIG SO WHOEVER KEEPS ON PUTTING UP THERE IS A DETERMINED WEE FUCKER
IT HAS BECOME A NATIONAL SYMBOL FOR GLASGOW CAUSE ITS JUST THE EPITOME OF GLASWEGIAN HUMOUR AND THEY EVEN PAINTED THE CONE FUCKING GOLD FOR THE OLYMPICS
AND A FEW MONTHS AGO THE COUNCIL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO RAISE UP THE STATUE SO PEOPLE COULDNT PUT THE CONE ON AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS FUCKING PANDAEMONIUM ABOUT GLASGOW IT WAS AS IF WORLD WAR THREE HAD BROKEN OUT THERE WERE FACEBOOK PAGES AND PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AND ALL SORTS TO KEEP THE CONE ON
SO LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT THIS STUPID STATUE AND ITS STUPID CONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCOTS IN PARTICULAR GLASWEGIANS CAUSE WE CANT DECIDE WHETHER WE WANT TO RULE OUR OWN COUNTRY OR NOT BUT IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO TAKE THE CONE OFF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTONS HEAD THERE WILL BE A NATION WIDE OUTRAGE AND GLASGOWS OWN VERSION OF LES MIS WILL HAPPEN I AINT FUCKING KIDDIN

HE AIN’T FUCKIN KIDDING !!! LEAVE OUR STATUE AND HIS FUCKIN “HAT” ALONE!I got my head busted wide open right in front of this statue when I was 16 years old courtesy of my mate smashing my head off the edge of a wall..Ahh the memories standing in a puddle of my own blood looking across and seeing the Duke in his favourite hat! lol

scottish-badger:

OK SO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GLASGOW YOU WILL KNOW FROM THIS STATUE

THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE IN ROYAL EXCHANGE SQUARE IN GLASGOW AND YES HE HAS A TRAFFIC CONE ON HIS HEAD

NOW LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE LIVED IN GLASGOW FOR 18 AND A HALF YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN THIS MAN WITHOUT A CONE ON HIS HEAD

IT HAS BEEN REMOVED SO MANY TIMES BY THE COUNCIL BUT SOMEHOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET BACK UP THERE AND ITS NOT A SMALL STATUE ITS PRETTY FUCKING BIG SO WHOEVER KEEPS ON PUTTING UP THERE IS A DETERMINED WEE FUCKER

IT HAS BECOME A NATIONAL SYMBOL FOR GLASGOW CAUSE ITS JUST THE EPITOME OF GLASWEGIAN HUMOUR AND THEY EVEN PAINTED THE CONE FUCKING GOLD FOR THE OLYMPICS

AND A FEW MONTHS AGO THE COUNCIL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO RAISE UP THE STATUE SO PEOPLE COULDNT PUT THE CONE ON AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS FUCKING PANDAEMONIUM ABOUT GLASGOW IT WAS AS IF WORLD WAR THREE HAD BROKEN OUT THERE WERE FACEBOOK PAGES AND PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AND ALL SORTS TO KEEP THE CONE ON

SO LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT THIS STUPID STATUE AND ITS STUPID CONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCOTS IN PARTICULAR GLASWEGIANS CAUSE WE CANT DECIDE WHETHER WE WANT TO RULE OUR OWN COUNTRY OR NOT BUT IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO TAKE THE CONE OFF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTONS HEAD THERE WILL BE A NATION WIDE OUTRAGE AND GLASGOWS OWN VERSION OF LES MIS WILL HAPPEN I AINT FUCKING KIDDIN

HE AIN’T FUCKIN KIDDING !!! LEAVE OUR STATUE AND HIS FUCKIN “HAT” ALONE!

I got my head busted wide open right in front of this statue when I was 16 years old courtesy of my mate smashing my head off the edge of a wall..
Ahh the memories standing in a puddle of my own blood looking across and seeing the Duke in his favourite hat! lol

http://mrsmantistoboggan.tumblr.com/post/98308225818/cryfreedom24-mrsmantistoboggan

cryfreedom24:

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24:

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24 replied to your photo:The Timeless Art of Seduction

Ooooh you’s a hotty! :)

Er..thanks. Kinda meant to be a piss take and not an attractive photo though haha.

I know it was a…

Yep maybe that and also like you already said. Uncultured! lol.

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24:

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24 replied to your photo:The Timeless Art of Seduction

Ooooh you’s a hotty! :)

Er..thanks. Kinda meant to be a piss take and not an attractive photo though haha.  

I know it was a piss take Cait. How do you know I wasn’t talking about the hunk at the top? Pmsl.

Cos most British people are too uncultured to even know who he is :P

The dude from Seinfeld. I only watched it once or twice though.

mrsmantistoboggan:

cryfreedom24 replied to your photo:The Timeless Art of Seduction

Ooooh you’s a hotty! :)

Er..thanks. Kinda meant to be a piss take and not an attractive photo though haha.  

I know it was a piss take Cait. How do you know I wasn’t talking about the hunk at the top? Pmsl.

Tits Out Tuesday got a little outta hand this week lol.
As always, pay no attention to the fucked up abs. They’re all over the place :P

misfit-ofthe-damned:


My edit :) I did one before this, but this one came out a lot better than the first.

This is really cool looking thanks :)

You’re welcome :)

misfit-ofthe-damned:

My edit :) I did one before this, but this one came out a lot better than the first.

This is really cool looking thanks :)

You’re welcome :)

randywhoreton:

im a third wheel. im always an afterthought and not many friends really talk to me unless i start the conversation. i feel like people are friends with me out of pity at this point and because we’ve known each other for awhile.

If this is truly the way you’re treated. then you have to ask yourself “Why am I friends with these people?” You can do better!

misfit-ofthe-damned:

cryfreedom24:

misfit-ofthe-damned:

omg I’m so damn weak. I had to help carry a bunch of stuff and I have absolutely no upper body strength so now my arms are like jelly they’re so sore.

It’s just because you’re not used to using those muscles. the jelly feeling is normal. Try eating some chicken with your dinner. It helps speed up the recovery.

They feel a little better now that I rested them but I never realized how little strength I actually had in my arms lol

Your biceps and shoulders will probably feel really tight and stiff in the morning when you wake up though hunni.

misfit-ofthe-damned:

omg I’m so damn weak. I had to help carry a bunch of stuff and I have absolutely no upper body strength so now my arms are like jelly they’re so sore.

It’s just because you’re not used to using those muscles. the jelly feeling is normal. Try eating some chicken with your dinner. It helps speed up the recovery.

Finally!

Ok so after hearing people tell me I should watch American Horror Story for what seems like forever. I’m finally going to listen and give it a go seen everything I like (The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Big Bang Theory) has finished up their seasons.

Better be a good watch!